The Best of Friends Quotes

[*~ Caz ~*]

Here is the best place to tell us your favourite friends quotes and have a laugh!

I randomly found these on Google lol

Season 10

Monica: We've decided to name the girl baby Erica.
Erica: Oh, that's just like my name!
Monica: Son of a gun, it is!

Rachel: You've learned some new moves!
Ross: Someone at work gave me Sex for Dummies as a joke, but who's laughing now!

Season 4

Monica: All right! All right. I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.
Chandler: We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Monica: I was in too much pain.
Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... Ewwww! You peed on yourself!
Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!
Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I, I tried, but I, I couldn't... bend that way.

Monica: What happened here?
Chandler: Well, Joey was born. And 28 years later, I was robbed!

Ross: Hey! So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: Oh, they said... uh "You don't have insurance here, so stop calling us."

Rachel: They really got you guys! The TV, the stereo...
Phoebe: The microwave, the chairs...
Joey: Aww man, he took the five of spades! Oh, no here it is.

Season 8

Monica: Are you ready to get back on the dance floor?
Chandler: Did it turn into sand?

Monica: So, Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
Rachel: Yeah. One time, when we were dating, we got a late checkout. He got so excited, it was the best sex we ever had. Until, you know, he screamed out "Radisson" at the end.

Chandler: I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
Monica: Oh honey, you could never embarrass me. Okay, you could easily embarrass me.

Love all these LOL ;d ;d

[*~ Caz ~*]

LOL found these from the last ep from season 10:

Ross: (To Phoebe, about Rachel) You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.
Joey: Ross, wait, wait.
Ross: What? What?
Joey: Could you get me a muffin?

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Monica Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Monica: (To Erica) Did anybody tell you?
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought "Well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby."

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Chandler: What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean, "what do we do?"
Chandler: Twins! Twins!
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking.
Chandler: Uh-huh. Join me, won't you?!

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Rachel: (Crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Monica: We got some time.
Rachel: Okay, should we get some coffee?
Chandler: Sure. Where?

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Phoebe: Do you want to get there or not?
Ross: Yes, but I don't want to die in your cab!
Phoebe: You should have thought of that before you got in! ;d ;d

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Rachel: I remember I was in seat 32C... (Whispers) because that's my bra size.
Gate Attendant: Sorry Ma'am, you need a ticket.
Rachel: Okay fine! But if I was in seat 36D, we wouldn't be having this conversation! ;d

[*~ Caz ~*]

I found some quotes from 2 of my fave Episodes! The Ones in Vegas lol

Joey: (On the Phone) Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh, can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card. Can you get it for me?
Phoebe: Sure! Where is it?
Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.
Phoebe: Oh! So you're 5639?
Joey: That's it! Thanks Pheebs.

This one really made me laugh ;d

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Rachel: (About dropping her robe) Oh, look what happened.
Rachel: (Thinking) Check me out. I'm in my kitchen ... naked. I'm picking up an orange. I'm naked. I'm lighting the candles. Naked ... and carefully.

;d ;d

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Phoebe: You know Monica, you had a minor set back in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica gives her a death glare) I am so sorry. ;d

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Phoebe: This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!
Monica: Phoebe, you don't eat animals.
Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. ;d ;d

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Monica: It's almost our anniversary!
Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
Phoebe: Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.

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Phoebe: (About Monica and Chandler) Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!
Monica: I know.
Phoebe: Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: On a totally different bet. ;d ;d

[*~ Caz ~*]

I found more for the second ep of the one where there in Vegas! Reading these is so much fun! lol

Phoebe: Everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk right behind you, and I'll be on your ass every hour of every day... until Monday... 'cause that's when I leave. When do you leave?
Lurker: Also Monday.
Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab.

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Joey: (Singing) This hand is my hand, this hand is your hand. No wait that's my hand... No wait that's your hand! ;d

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Rachel: (Picking up the phone) Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too... hello? Oh wait... I forgot to dial. (There is a knock at the door)
Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers.

One of my fave bits from this ep!!!

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Ross: Hello, Mrs. Ross!
Rachel: Hello, Mr. Rachel! ;d

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Joey: (To Rachel) Hey Rach, how you doin'?
Rachel: (Grins) I'm doing good, baby, how you doin'?
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore!

Love this episode!!! This is my fave bit!!! ;d

[Denisa]

i love this thread!!

[*~ Caz ~*]

^ Thanks Dee! Me and Chaz were talking about Friends quotes so she suggested I make a thread so we can give our faves so I did!

[●..Chuck..●]

Ill laugh tomorrow about this ;d I have quiet a few favourite quotes!

When are we starting this club Dee?

[*~ Caz ~*]

^ ;d I watched The One with Ross's Tan today. I laughed so hard and michelle (my sis) called me a loser coz I was mouthing to all the words lol so many funny quotes from this episode.

Ross: (To Monica) How do you get so tan?
Chandler: She goes to one of those spray-on tan places ...
Ross: (To Monica) You got a spray on tan?
Monica: Chandler gets pedicures!
Ross: You do?! Like with the toe separators?
Chandler: (To Monica) Why? Why?

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Tanning Salon Guy: All right Mr. Geller. Right this way. So, how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three.
Ross: Well ... I like how you look, what are you?
Tanning Salon Guy: Puerto Rican.
Ross: Two, I think a two.

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Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place ... the sun?

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Amanda: Oh, bugger. Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse.
Phoebe: In America, you're just an ass.
;d ;d

I could have done more but I just decided to post the best ones

[Doya G.]

^^ i love the Amanda episode.. haha.. i quote her all the time

Amanda : smell me, smell me, i'm not wearing any perfume, this is my natural smell.
lool..
and when she thought Chandler had an accident.. hahahahah